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Pool

I thought the balls were floatie toys…

When i hear someone next to me say “don’t tell anyone”

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Fish

I enjoy ‘improving’ popular sayings.

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cereal

I swear I haven’t done this… much.

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“Hooray, 2 for the price of 1!”

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“Hooray, 2 for the price of 1!”

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Beard

This would be amazing, as long as it wasn’t always a Dumbledore beard.

That exciting moment when someone gives you a birthday card with money in it